December 2011
204 posts
tyleroakley:
1612th:
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
Seriously.
Deplorable.
everything is beautiful
klainelicious:
belleanima:
Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson. Sung by Santana and Sebastian.
Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson. Sung by Santana and Sebastian.
Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson. Sung by Santana and Sebastian.
Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson. Sung by Santana and Sebastian.
Regular celebrities vs. Darren Criss.
Regular celebrity: I'm afraid I cannot reveal anything.
Darren Criss: I ain't telling you shit, son!
RC: (to thank someone, on a thank-you card) I truly appreciate your help, thank you so much!
DC: YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE LIKE A MUTHA FUCKIN' LAMP.
RC: I've always wanted to be an actor.
DC: Oh man, I want to be a genie when I grow up!
RC: Just be yourself.
DC: There is nothing more badass than being yourself!
RC: It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like.
DC: I don't care if you're gay, straight, purple, orange, dinosaur, I don't care!
RC: You make me smile.
DC: You make my heart go super-whee!
RC: Oh yes, I do recall meeting you before.
DC: FUCK YOU SUCK MY BALLS I TOTALLY REMEMBERED YOU!
RC: (on hearing a 'no' from the crowd) *ignores it*
DC: Was that a 'no'? Sorry, pfft, back to Britney Spears!
